RankTubeLOL

How this works

RankTube looks like a video site's homepage. It isn't one. Every tile in the feed is a paid advertising slot for a company. There are no videos, no creators, no algorithm — just brands paying to be seen.

The mechanic: every spot has a current price, which is whatever its holder paid for it. Want a spot someone else holds? Pay more than they did (at least 10% more) and it's yours — your thumbnail, your title, your link. They get bumped. Spots that pay more float higher in the feed.

Starting prices: an unsold spot in the big top row starts at $10, the two rows under it start at $5, and everything below starts at $2. Those are only starting prices, not reserved sections — position is decided purely by what people have paid, so a spot that opened at $2 can end up at the very top.

The money, plainly: when you take a spot, you pay the full amount of your bid, once. You hold the spot until someone pays more than you did. When that happens, you are not refunded — your money bought the time your brand spent on the feed, however long that turns out to be. Could be months. Could be an hour. That uncertainty is the game, and we say it up front in the checkout too. The previous holder's money is likewise never refunded.

What you get: a tile on the homepage (clicks go straight to your site through our counter, so you can see the number climb), plus a permanent page at /brand/your-name that stays up even after you're outbid.

What we don't do: no ads other than the tiles themselves (the tiles being ads is the entire website), no selling your email, no hidden fees. Outbound links are marked sponsored because that's what they are.

Ground rules: no adult content, no scams, no malware, no impersonating brands you don't own. We remove slots that break these rules without refund.

The numbers so far

47 spots open0 sold so far1 day live

Nothing has sold yet. When it does, the real totals show up here — we don't publish numbers we haven't earned.

RankTube is a parody. Not affiliated with, endorsed by, or connected to YouTube or Google. Back to the feed